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or not. who cares.
A memecoin on Solana. Unfortunately.

A cat. A beer. A cigarette. A lifetime of questionable decisions.

The only coin that's honest about where it's going.

No roadmap to the moon. No utility. No promises. $DEPCAT is for people who already know.

Contract address
B4v7fATuSdtNsJximsbLXZ5wMenSvujfED71xe5ZxrPk

The real one. Check it twice. He would.

no happy depcats. ever.
People currently wasting their lives here
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We can only see you from here. Statistically, you're alone.

Pet the cat it will not help. try anyway.

Pets received: 0
Pets received, worldwide, ever: …
Cats comforted: 0
 

The second number is not a bug.

The button that doesn't believe in you
 

Daily anti-affirmation one per day. that's all you get.

TODAY
You are enough. Enough of what, we haven't figured out.

The Mood other projects call this "the chart"

Live, from DEXScreener. Every candle is real. So is the feeling.It goes down in real time now.
Live footage of a holder reading the chart.
$0.000000 · 0.00%
Like my life.

Numbers refresh every minute from DEXScreener, Jupiter and RugCheck (last: ). The cat is never pleased either way.

Open it on DEXScreener (full size misery)

The Wall of Regrets anonymous crypto confessions. nobody will judge you. everybody will relate.

He's listening. He's also drinking. Only one of those is for you.
Confess your financial sins.
The cat has heard worse. Probably.
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Anonymous. No wallet, no name. Just the mistake.
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Field footage the cat, observed in his natural habitats

Nothing scares him anymore. Nothing.
Two guys on a smoke break. Only one of them is sad on purpose.
Home. Bookshelf. Beer. Still nothing.
The game ended hours ago. He knows.
The view was nice. Didn't help.
He travels. It follows him. Scroll sideways.
Paris. The city of love. Watch till the end.
He left. The feeling bought a ticket too.
Fishing for nothing. Caught it.
Picnic for one. Nobody else was invited. Nobody else was asked.
Happy hour. Half right.

The footage is the marketing. Every clip is a meme waiting for a caption. Holders will write better ones than these.

The Saddest Leaderboard most regrettable decisions. vote for the one that is you.

Congratulations. We're all idiots.

One vote per person. You can change it. People do.

Therapy-nomics the numbers, since you insist

Total supply
951,683,794
Started at a billion. Lost some along the way. Relatable.
Buy / sell tax
0% / 0%
We don't have the energy to tax anyone.
Mint authority
Revoked.
The cat cannot print more. He tried. It was taken away.
Freeze authority
Revoked.
Nobody can freeze your tokens. You're free to lose them yourself.
Risks found
0
RugCheck looked. Found nothing. The only clean thing about him.
Utility
None.
Same as the gym membership you still pay for.

The Sadmap there is no road. there is no map.

PHASE 1
Exist.
Token launches. Nobody claps.
PHASE 2
Regret it.
Listings, memes, a Telegram with 40 people awake at 4am.
PHASE 3
Continue anyway.
More memes. More holders. Same cat.
PHASE 4
Still here.
Somehow. Nobody knows why.
PHASE 5
…
Didn't plan this far. Didn't think we'd make it.

Questions nobody wanted answered

Wen moon?

The moon is a cold rock 384,000 km away with no atmosphere. Honestly, it fits the theme. We'll see.

Is this a good investment?

No. Name one thing that is. We'll wait.

Is the dev doxxed?

The dev is dox-sad. That's different. He's been like this for a while.

What's the utility?

You hold it. You look at it. It goes down. You feel something. That's more than most coins give you.

Why is the cat smoking?

He saw the chart. Don't judge him. He'd like you to know he has cut down.

Can I join the team?

There is no team. There is a cat, and now, apparently, you. Welcome. Sorry.

The Support Group other projects call this "community"

Tonight's meeting. Attendance: everyone. Progress: none.

The meeting never ends. Attendance is voluntary. Leaving is not, apparently.

He's still watching.
He won't stop.
Buy